Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i believe in u and ur pee
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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