dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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