didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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