I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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