I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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