Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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