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Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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