okay pat passed out under dana's car
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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