His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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