Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You may now shotgun with the bride
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
