Hey man sorry I got all grabby
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Terrible idea I love it
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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