GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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