my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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