he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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