Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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