after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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