I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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