be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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