she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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