she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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