She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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