i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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