I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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