I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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