I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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