He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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