the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Lo siento on account of my penis...