question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby