Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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