i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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