The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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We have started to decorate penises.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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