If that was your dad, he is hot
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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