Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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