I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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