i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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