Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I have feelings that need drinking.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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