when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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