My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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