Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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