At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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