your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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