I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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