i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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