i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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