Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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