i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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