I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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