Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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