do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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