Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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