Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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