Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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