guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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