I heard we made out
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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