i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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