Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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