Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
don't judge my taste in strippers
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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