I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woke up backwards on a recliner
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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